Alpha,Beta,Charlie,Delta,Echo,Foxtrot,Golf,Hotel,India,Juliet,Kilo,Lima,Mike,November, Oscar,Papa,Quebec,Romeo,Sierra,Tango,Uniform,Victor,Whisky,X-ray,Yankee,Zulu

Drake was a douche and did not want to save gnomie with me and mason...........so he sucks.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Also as a side note DOTA 2 sucks :D
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Assignment: Operation Echo Foxtrot Secret Agent Oso (OEFSAO)
Mission: Find and save Agent Gnomeie
Details: We need to successfully evac Agent Gnomie from the deadly hands of the zombie invaders

Agent Jerome
Over and Out Rainbow Trout

Hello my name is Tom Hanks and today i would like to talk you about pedofelism and ehat effect it has on us here in the good old U S of A. Chapter 1: The preperation...if you are just joining us in the world of pedos then here are a few tips on how to get prepared to go on your spree. You will need the following 1. A nice big white van with no windows 2. You will need candy, puppies, video games, ect. 3. You might also need cages if you plan to get more than 1. Chapter 2: The Hunt...After you have preped your van you can go on "the hunt". You will need to find a densely populated area of children, for example an playground, a neighborhood, or even a orphanage. Once you have located your area find a target, once you have locked on to your target pull up next to them and offer them some candy if they refuse offer other things until they step inside. Chapter 3: What to do when you have a captive...Once you have captured your target you can store it in the cages if you so choose and capture more but if you are fine with just 1 then here is what you do. First you drive to a secluded location, then you take the child and GET YO PEDO OOONNN!!!!!!!! Then throw it in the river and repeat the process.
Thank You,
This has been Tom Hanks on Pedofelism

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