i like bob

And, another great Bob is H.R. "Bob" Dobbs, prophet of the Church of the Sub-Genius, devoted to the pursuit of Slack, and whose guarantee is, "Eternal Salvation or triple your money back!"

Just Google "Bob" for a glimpse of his mighty, clip art face. Meditate on the Pipe.

Accidentally clicked a phishing link, so dont look at any links that may be sent :(

The mother said tl her cryinf boys, "Why do you cry?" The boys saynthat they missed while she was away. She smiles softly but with a raxiant warmth that all mothers possess. Sne reapled "you are never alone. Your family is always with you. Even at your darkest hour." "How is that possible?" said the Younger boy. "Well" said the mother "our family name is bob. And all bobs are joined bynthe divine force of love. So when we love, se are always loved back. When we are alone, we arent. Because all Bobs are one.

ALL HAIL BOB

in the name of bob I say to you!!!

plz change your profile, satan != Bob

All hail, for the Great Bob has returned once again!

DAILY PASSAGE: A reading from the Book of Bob: vol 1 subsection 1 page 1 passage 4
"for the memers"
le xd top kek i tip my fedora 2 u my all mighty based bob le xdxdxdxdxdxdxxdxdxdx wso kawaii i like anime and fedoers sers

DAILY PASSAGE: A reading for the Book Of Bob: vol 1 subsection 1 page 2 passage 3
"For all the normal people"
Hey there, I get up take a shower, eat breakfast, go to work, come home, watch breaking bad, and then go to sleep.
Interpretation:
Bob live life like everyday is worth living

DAILY PASSAGE: A reading for the Book Of Bob: vol 1 subsection 1 page 2 passage 3
"For all the white grills outther" ""
LIKE ZOMG GMGMGMGMGMGMMGOMGOOMG HE LET HER SUCK HIM:!:!?!?!?!?! WTF IM SO MUCH HAOOTER LOETS GET DRUNK AND TAKE SELFEIESISEIS OIS N BATHRROM XDXXXCCXCXCXDCDXXDCDXXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDDDXDXDXDDDXDXDD US IS SO TOP KEK?!?!?!?!!!!@!!@!@!@ LETS BBBBB BFFSFSFSFSFSFF4FEVERERERERERERERERERERERERER ZOMG LETS EXPERIMENT WITH OUR SECUALITY TOP KEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEK

DAILY PASSAGE: A reading from the Book Of Bob: vol 1subsection 1 page 1 passage 2 part 1 "The dankopotimus brah translated from the victorian age intellectual"
The long day of short is at hand for the values of old are returning my loved ones. For i smack on tea and crumpets for pleasure.
Interpretation: herb is love herb is life

DAILY PASSAGE: A reading from the Book Of Bob: Vol 29 subsection 3 page 48 passage 13 part 42
A day in the life of a legend(Bob) translated for all who are classy in society
A yes twas a day in the life of mine. Twas grand to be so wealthy and respected by the plebians in society hahah. Life tis Graahnd. for the ladies ravage me when i complete jump_squared maze. As they should. If they are consenting. I personally do not care as I have respect for women.
interpretation: life as Bob is DAYYYUM good 〜(^∇^〜）（〜^∇^)〜

Daily Passage: A reading from the Book Of Bob: Vol 1 subsection 1 page 1 passage 1 part 2"The end of the beginning updated groovy remix for all my homies in the hood."
The end o the beginnging be like dank for mai homies it all like bang bang boom boom holla fo the dolla dayyum grill where u at???
Interpretation: The end of time is the same as it began. For all the Bob can choose the end of their life when they is ready.
I apologise for my typo in the last passage i meant to say Book not Bool. Please forgive my impertanence.

Daily passage: A reading from the Bool Of Bob: Vol 1 Subsection 1 Page 1 passage 1, part 1 "The Begining updated groovy remix for all my homies in the hood".
The beginning be like chill in the deep my homeeez. It was like bang bang like a gun goin off homies sizzlez. But wut dawg. It is too hard for me to explain good dude. dude lets go to the bar and hit on women when im done writing this dude like im gunna wer my chainz brah and mah grill. Cuz that wut we do when we together as one. We can do anything. Even create everything.
Interpretation: Everything was created with a bang by all bob together as themselves. As together I can do anything with myself(bob)

Daily passage: A reading from the Book Of Bob. Vol 3 subsection 2 page 45368 passage 2390, part 2 the updated remix.
For shine in the light of yourself. For you are Bob, and you are good. It is as the Great Bob ourself once said. For in the darkest hour, turn inward toward yourselves and be shone the light of creation. The dawn of a new age has been rising just like the love that was once a part of the person. But was lost in the beginning in the fourth coming of humanity. The decadent souls shall be lifted into the light for a new today tomorrow. For Bob Shall rise anew from the ahen wastes and it shall be grand.

i am with you brothers