WHERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS HAT, PEOPLE?

soy yo tulio, gordinho safado

who are you?

i miss you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

only YOUR MOM

any MILF gamers in the chat hmu

Christmas is postponed so we can share the voices of the black community

RIP PTC

RIP BFG

RIP BFV

remember bf4?

RIP fattyliver

RIP BFG

look at this picture

alert
that is all

Upboat basubasu

Ban anyone who loves playing BF1 and V from this group tbh

I miss my beautiful filipino girls :(

cringe and bluepilled

dae member good old days.

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Hey look buddy, I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥; and that means I cause problems. Not problems like "impeach drumpf" because that would fall into the tier of your unprofessional ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I cause impractical problems. Like for instance, what am i gonna do if some big mean rudeposter comes along and wants to tear me a gramatically flawless new behind?
The answer, is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And if that don't work: Use more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Take for example this quality modified monologue from a promotional video about the Engineer from Team Fortress 2. Designed and made by me, and you'd best hope, not posted at (You)

"Just eat the lunchables, Thomas. the caprisuns aren't that important to it."

Wow. I can't believe my own mother would say this. How could a human being bring themselves to say such words? Is that what we are now? We're just savages, I guess. If we have to eat lunchables without caprisuns, where's the line? huh, mom? where is it? Without caprisuns with our lunchables, law and order breaks down. Don't you get it? This isn't a game. This is the meaning of life and death. It's not widely known but the real reason world war one started is because Archduke Franz Ferdinand told someone to eat his lunchables without his caprisun. That guy shot him. That started world war one. one side was anti-caprisun, the other was pro-caprisun. World war two started because Hitler's mother, a rumored jewish person, told him to eat his lunchables without a caprisun. What did he do? We all know what he did.

Reminds me of this one time I had sexual intercourse with Sofia Vergara. We had sex so much and I was then given the nickname "The SoMuchSexHaver" by all of my friends and the audience that gathered around to watch me have so much sex with Sofia Vergara. It was so sexy the way she called out my name while we had so much sex. "The SoMuchSexHaver!" She'd scream out! We even had a T.V. Broadcast us having so much sex. Then an asteroid hit, killing the audience, cameras, tapes, and my friends. All the evidence was gone, but it didn't matter because there Sofia Vergara and I were having so much sex.

AND

SOPA

GUYS

FIVE

HI

t, hotwheels239

Dear Wendy's,

I ordered small fries on November 23rd 2011 that cost me $2 total, and while I enjoyed them then, I reflected back on it today and I realized I was not satisfied at all. I went back in time in deep thought to the exact moment I consumed them, and my flashback recalls the fries being too salty. This is completely unacceptable from a corporate standpoint.

I have the receipt and everything, don’t worry. And if you refuse to refund me, I will pursue further legal action, possibly even court. My brother is a lawyer. Also, my uncle is an executive for your french fry supplier and he WILL get to the bottom of this if you choose to ignore me. I do not ♥♥♥♥ around, and you have been warned.

I would greatly appreciate a refund of $2 for this payment I made 6 years ago. You can pay-pal me the money at hotwheels239@hotmail.co.uk

Thanks, hotwheels239

♥♥♥

didn't you die of cirrhosis?

yo

good ♥♥♥♥

I am a Pozz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.

The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I ♥♥♥ a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.

The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both ♥♥♥ and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he ♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

kek ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

21:53 - Broutemolle: tfw Kellar can drive a car
21:53 - Broutemolle: I can't
21:53 - Broutemolle: feels bad mang
21:53 - Yorty: can you fit in a car

This is a bit of a random question, but the answer ha sbeen bugging me for a long time. Ok so...

On a microwave, if you push 60, then it will cook for 60 seconds or one minute. (Following me?) AND if you also press 1:00 it will cook for one minute, or 60 seconds. (Right, right?) OK! Well, my question is.... If you add 1:00 + 1:00 it is = 2:00 right? So your food will cook for a total of two minutes.
BUT if you add 60 seconds + 60 seconds it will only cook for one minute and twenty seconds. Even though 60 seconds is one minute? (I know, confusing question.)

I guess to put it into simpliest terms, How come 1 minute + 1 minute = 2 minutes, but 60 seconds + 60 seconds = only one minute and twenty seconds?

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what rei said tbqh

dead group

same tasty

We get it, you're trolls. Basement dwelling, unemployed, 16yr old, over weight, virgin trolls with nothing better to do with your time. Some of you might be over 30. That just makes it even more sad and pathetic. Get off Reddit, quit posting stupid ♥♥♥♥ on Youtube and try to talk to a real, live woman in person. It's not funny, it's just sad. I feel bad for anyone that actually joins this group. But, you're trolls, every single one of you. So somehow, me imploring you to better yourself will feed your need to post ♥♥♥♥♥♥ comments while sitting in the dark, watching Firefly reruns and drowning your sorrows in Doritos and Mountain Dew.

>neobfg
>nu-bfg

SAY GOODBYE TO EXODIA

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>Cant join chat because havent spent 5 dollarydoos for gaben

Ebin.