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Black guy thinks he is superior

Taco Flavored Taco — Sun, 19 Mar 2017 19:37:18 +0000

*DEAD*(Terrorist) Master Chief : yo
Master Chief : i shot this nigga 12 times
Damage Given to "Rock Hardagen" - 79 in 1 hit
Player: Joseph Stalin {LINK REMOVED} - Damage Taken
Master Chief : orange stdu
Master Chief : honkey
*DEAD* SH4DY : lol 0-10
*DEAD* Joseph Stalin {LINK REMOVED} : are u five
*DEAD* ♣ⒶⓇⒶⓏⒶ♣ : gg
*DEAD* Shekels {LINK REMOVED} : time to start throwing
*DEAD* Shekels {LINK REMOVED} : knifes only
Supreme : no i dont trust u guys or i would
(Terrorist) Master Chief @ T Start : bro you guys are just lame ass white boys
Joseph Stalin {LINK REMOVED} : yeah you shouldnt
(Terrorist) Joseph Stalin {LINK REMOVED} @ T Start : what is your problem with white people
Master Chief : look at your sorry ass pics
Master Chief : because their weird and lame asf
*DEAD* Joseph Stalin {LINK REMOVED} : wtf
Supreme : sorry for shooting
*DEAD* Joseph Stalin {LINK REMOVED} : thats kinda rascist
Supreme : i didnt kno
Joseph Stalin {LINK REMOVED} : master chief is kinda rascist to white people
*DEAD* Shekels {LINK REMOVED} : no honor
Master Chief : man im so glad im a different race than white

Whole Group Thinks we are Hacking.

Taco Flavored Taco — Sun, 05 Mar 2017 22:02:03 +0000

Joseph "Starve My People" Stalin : what about not winning?
*DEAD* winjw7 : Hacking doesnt help
Wot In Concentration : stfu
*DEAD* Joseph "Starve My People" Stalin : who is hacking you moron
*DEAD* winjw7 : LOL THE HACKERES SAYS STFU
*DEAD* Joseph "Starve My People" Stalin : what does he have
*DEAD* w0lf_man : aim
*DEAD* Joseph "Starve My People" Stalin : how
*DEAD* w0lf_man : walls maybe
*DEAD* winjw7 : downsyndrome and aim
*DEAD* winjw7 : and walls
*DEAD* w0lf_man : only gets one taps
*DEAD* Joseph "Starve My People" Stalin : because he gets kills?
*DEAD* winjw7 : through fucking walls? yah
*DEAD* Joseph "Starve My People" Stalin : one taps are pretty easy if you can aim
*DEAD* w0lf_man : aim = aimware.com
*DEAD* Joseph "Starve My People" Stalin : and he never one tapped through a wall
Wot In Concentration : gg
*DEAD* Adolf "Was Right" Hitler : smurf?
*DEAD* Joseph "Starve My People" Stalin : gg autists
*DEAD* winjw7 : go back to gassing ur selves
*DEAD* w0lf_man : have fun in overwatch your cheating fags

Guy thinks smurf is hacking:

Taco Flavored Taco — Sun, 26 Feb 2017 22:41:37 +0000

*DEAD* Extorsionz | {LINK REMOVED} : ns
*DEAD*(Terrorist) Le_Trigger : oh yeah
*DEAD* Extorsionz | {LINK REMOVED} : YOU JUST GOT HIT WITH A ZEUS 99HP WTF
*DEAD* Abu Ayyub al-Masri : kek
*DEAD* Extorsionz | {LINK REMOVED} : i was right fucking next to you
*DEAD*(Terrorist) Le_Trigger : I am a FAILURE, nooooooo
*DEAD* Extorsionz | {LINK REMOVED} : i reported the autistic group people
Extorsionz | {LINK REMOVED} : they are hacking
Abu Ayyub al-Masri : <3
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi : HAHAHAHAH
Extorsionz | {LINK REMOVED} : you have walla
Extorsionz | {LINK REMOVED} : wals
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi : whales?
Extorsionz | {LINK REMOVED} : its obvious
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi : what type of whale
*DEAD* Extorsionz | {LINK REMOVED} : stop fucking hacking
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi : heckler
*DEAD* MostHatedWhiteBoy : NICE AIMBOT
Extorsionz | {LINK REMOVED} : TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING HACKS
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi : WHAT WHALE DO WE HAVE
Abu Ayyub al-Masri : not hacking though
Extorsionz | {LINK REMOVED} : STOP FUCKING HACKING
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi : who is hecking
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi : what is the area of a triangle?
*DEAD* Abu Musab al-Zarqawi : OMG U BROUGHT A AUTO AND SHOT ME THROUGH SMOKE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
*DEAD* Abu Musab al-Zarqawi : IT MUST BE THE HAX
Telling Steam it is safe to update the app
Abu Ayyub al-Masri : gg
Kazuto Kirigaya : gg
*DEAD* Abu Musab al-Zarqawi : :(
Le_Trigger : wut
*DEAD* Abu Musab al-Zarqawi : gg
Le_Trigger : anotah one

Old Stories

Taco Flavored Taco — Tue, 21 Feb 2017 02:11:05 +0000

These are all the old stories from my profile:

Major League Lynching (Dead): so bad
Taco Flavored Taco™ (Dead): rip no armour
Major League Lynching (Dead): so bad
Major League Lynching (Dead): unbelievably bad
Taco Flavored Taco™ (Dead): lol 7 kills
Major League Lynching (Dead): your name is taco flavored taco. your parents obviously tried to abort you with a coat hangar and damaged something
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*DEAD* Fried Eggs : bs cunt
Doctor Quackery : LOLOL ARE U BUTTDEVESTATED EKS DEE
Doctor Quackery : turn up your dpi you turn like a turtle m8
Fried Eggs : FUCKING BS
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*DEAD* Per Mertesacker : ill see you guys in overwatch
Scott The Dick : 2/10
Blue : k see you there 2
Taco Flavored Taco™ : yea i hacks
Scott The Dick : Hackusate when you're good.
Doctor Quackery : Rlly nigga
Dominar Rygel : smurfs lol. silvers are just bad
Per Mertesacker : im good i can do what i would like to do
*DEAD* Dominar Rygel : lmao, sure
*DEAD* Per Mertesacker : ill see you guys in overwatch
Scott The Dick : 2/10
Blue : k see you there 2
Taco Flavored Taco™ : yea i hacks
Scott The Dick : Hackusate when you're good.
Doctor Quackery : Rlly nigga
Dominar Rygel : smurfs lol. silvers are just bad
Per Mertesacker : im good i can do what i would like to do
*DEAD* Dominar Rygel : lmao, sure
*DEAD* Blue : gg ez
*DEAD* Taco Flavored Taco™ : OMG HEADSHOT U
*DEAD* Taco Flavored Taco™ : HACKKKKKKKKKKKK
*DEAD* Taco Flavored Taco™ : SEE U ON OVERWATCH
*DEAD* Taco Flavored Taco™ : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Blue : lag switching!
Blue : HAX
Doctor Quackery : lel
Doctor Quackery : gh
*DEAD* The Shoulder : I don't think you quite know what that means, blue
Blue : xD
Blue : how so?
The Shoulder : you're autistic, that's how
The Shoulder : not everyone can be normal
Blue : because I say you have a lag switch?
Blue : no one is normal
*DEAD* Kristina : no honor
*DEAD* The Shoulder : you're a fucking 12-year-old who gets mad whenever he loses a round
Blue : xD nah
*DEAD* The Shoulder : we're losing 3-12 and you're accusing us of cheating because I killed you ONCE
Blue : im a 19 year old who couldnt care less about CS
*DEAD* The Shoulder : fucking idiot autist
Blue : autist?
Blue : spelling could be better. xD
*DEAD* Kristina : blue
Blue : ?
*DEAD* Kristina : shut the fuck up
Blue : why
Blue : 'HE STARTED IT'
Kristina : I am trying to knife
Blue : ^
Blue : Im fucking around xD
Its Whatever : salty smurfs
Kristina : you are too 'loud'
Blue : oh srry
Blue : salty?
Blue : lol
*DEAD* Its Whatever : pretty yeah
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DodderDodder : cyka.. legit dude.. no hours on account.. and that shit.. def hacks
Cyka : Have you not thought smurf?
migs : fess up bro or ddos
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*DEAD* ✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : OMFG
*DEAD* ✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : MY TEAM
*DEAD* ✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : IS SO GOOD
*DEAD* ✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : <3
Riley : hush child
Riley : your autism is shining through
*DEAD* Riley : Damage Given to 'NutMeister' - 98 in 1 hit
*DEAD* Riley : Damage Given to 'NutMeister' - 98 in 1 hit
*DEAD* Riley : Damage Given to 'NutMeister' - 98 in 1 hit
Heinrich Himmler : lol
*DEAD* Riley : Damage Given to 'NutMeister' - 98 in 1 hit
Riley : Damage Given to 'NutMeister' - 98 in 1 hit
Riley : Damage Given to 'NutMeister' - 98 in 1 hit
sloth : Ecks dee
Riley : Damage Given to 'NutMeister' - 98 in 1 hit
NutMeister : lucky dink cunt
❂ CLEB : IM LEAVING DUDE IM LEAVING
Riley : luck my ass you finna catch this L
Universal healthcare : WE FREAJUB LOST
NutMeister : ur not e en tf
✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : Damage Given to "twin towers"-911 in 2 hits
✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : Damage Given to "twin towers"-911 in 2 hits
✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : Damage Given to "twin towers"-911 in 2 hits
✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : Damage Given to "twin towers"-911 in 2 hits
*DEAD* Riley : oh
✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : eccks de
NutMeister : go back to roblox
Heinrich Himmler : tru
*DEAD* ❂ CLEB : gg
NutMeister : i had 9 health Ecks dee
Heinrich Himmler : xddddddddddddddddd
*DEAD*(Terrorist) SkyDra : one lit 79
*DEAD* SkyDra : you gotta check those smokes
*DEAD* Morals & Ethics : ^
*DEAD* NutMeister : i got csgo,d
*DEAD* ✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : riley sucks and green DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO MOVE
*DEAD* Riley : oh
*DEAD* ❂ CLEB : lol
NutMeister : OwO
*DEAD* Riley : NIGGA WHAT DID YOU SAY WALLY
*DEAD* ✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : tis team sucs ars
Universal healthcare : s u c k
Riley : BITCH YOU BOUTTA CATCH THIS 9MIL
NutMeister : S U C C
*DEAD* ✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : my team is so fucking bad
*DEAD*(Terrorist) SkyDra : in paper
*DEAD* ❂ CLEB : i agree
*DEAD* NutMeister : You jumped above my scope xd
❂ CLEB : rank up game goes down the drain
Universal healthcare : somone tell wally's mom he didnt finish his times tables before he got on his computer
NutMeister : HES SO BAD
NutMeister : LOL XD AUTO
*DEAD* ✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : GREEN IS SO SHIT
*DEAD* ❂ CLEB : oh my god im leaving
*DEAD* Riley : jeez
*DEAD* Universal healthcare : he sucksss
❂ CLEB : wally 2k17
Universal healthcare : report green
G WITH 1 HAND
sloth : Gave you vietnam flashbacks yes?
Universal healthcare : he wont say it on his mic because his mom might hear him
*DEAD* Riley : rekt
*DEAD* ✪WallyyTheWaller♫ツ : YELLOW IS THROWING
*DEAD* ❂ CLEB : gg
SkyDra : gg
sloth : gg
*DEAD* NutMeister : BACK IN NAM
Heinrich Himmler : gg
*DEAD* Morals & Ethics : YEET YAW!
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Communist Doggo : youre actually a fucking faggot with youre nigger auto end yourlife
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Autistic guy gets mad tilted

Taco Flavored Taco — Thu, 02 Feb 2017 01:13:50 +0000

DOWNY SCREECHING : gl
騒々しい少年 : glhf
Kaput : take it easy on us guys :\
ItsNathan : lol
*DEAD* Slyph179 : that lol costed ur life bitch
DOWNY SCREECHING : lol
*DEAD* Slyph179 : LOL
ItsNathan : lol
ItsNathan : that lol costed you your life
*DEAD* ItsNathan : cs = ssa
*DEAD* ItsNathan : fuck it im over it
*DEAD* 騒々しい少年 : gg
ItsNathan : you guys are bs
Slyph179 : hissing old news leafy isnt cool lets join the bee army BSSS
*DEAD* ItsNathan : you guys are so fucking bs
ItsNathan : slyph stop smurfing cause your too shit to play in your own rank
*DEAD* ItsNathan : PLEASE FUCKING KYS
*DEAD* ItsNathan : pussy ass smurf
*DEAD* Slyph179 : cheats
*DEAD* Slyph179 : hacks
quaker : hacker
DOWNY SCREECHING : we are so fucking bs
Slyph179 : bzzzzzz
DOWNY SCREECHING : oooooooooo
ItsNathan : gets carried and talks shit ^
DOWNY SCREECHING : iiiiiiiiiiiiii
DOWNY SCREECHING : ooooooooooo
*DEAD* ItsNathan : ass ^
DOWNY SCREECHING : i have the same kills as you
DOWNY SCREECHING : dip
ItsNathan : getting carried ^
DOWNY SCREECHING : lol good one man
ItsNathan : lol reported
DOWNY SCREECHING : ok now i am better than you
Slyph179 : lmao
Slyph179 : i didnt think i got the 1st guy
ItsNathan : no still getting carried
DOWNY SCREECHING : 1v1 me nerdo
ItsNathan : your ass
Slyph179 : my ass is is leaking
ItsNathan : kys ^
DOWNY SCREECHING : do u mean i am ass or are you just referring to my ass
ItsNathan : smurf piece of shit
*DEAD* quaker : lmao so tilted
ItsNathan : carried ^
ItsNathan : fucking pussy
DOWNY SCREECHING : you need a protractor to meassure that tilt
*DEAD* ItsNathan : carried ^
*DEAD* ItsNathan : if you didnt have him your ass would be losing
*DEAD* quaker : lmao no
*DEAD* DOWNY SCREECHING : gh
*DEAD* Kaput : that ding though
*DEAD* ItsNathan : YA
*DEAD* quaker : nathan
ItsNathan : 30 and 3 pls kys
quaker : you need some milk my dude
Slyph179 : ?????
ItsNathan : hope you get cancer
DOWNY SCREECHING : what kind?
Pood : stop being a child
ItsNathan : carried ^
DOWNY SCREECHING : everyone getting 'carried' is still as good or better than u
ItsNathan : lol
DOWNY SCREECHING : good one
*DEAD* Kaput : lol
*DEAD* quaker : hacker!!!
*DEAD* quaker : smurf!!!
*DEAD* quaker : go back to ur rank!!!
*DEAD* ItsNathan : carried
*DEAD* Kaput : lol
quaker : carried
Slyph179 : seriously tho i dont smurf, i have bottom frag game..
ItsNathan : same kill dumb ass
DOWNY SCREECHING : bruh
Slyph179 : games
*DEAD* quaker : knife fight you wont
*DEAD* ItsNathan : kys
*DEAD* quaker : maaaaaaaaad
*DEAD* ItsNathan : carried
*DEAD* quaker : LMAO
*DEAD* Slyph179 : cheater
*DEAD* ItsNathan : he says LMAO but hes being carried
*DEAD* quaker : he says im being carried but hes bad
*DEAD* Slyph179 : why does it matter how good you are at video game lmao
*DEAD* Kaput : lol
*DEAD* ItsNathan : no but you are being carried
*DEAD* ItsNathan : you would lose with out him
*DEAD* quaker : we would still win nigga
*DEAD* ItsNathan : no you would not
(Counter-Terrorist) Slyph179 @ CT Start : buy zeus!
*DEAD* quaker : ouch
*DEAD* Slyph179 : speed demon?
*DEAD* 騒々しい少年 : ns
*DEAD* quaker : bs
*DEAD* quaker : hacker!!1!!!2!!11!!
*DEAD* 騒々しい少年 : gg

*Gets zuesed after missing a almost point blank spray from two feet away*

*DEAD* quaker : RETK
*DEAD* Slyph179 : lol
*DEAD* Fp_3urton : gg
*DEAD* Wi1lis : bad
DOWNY SCREECHING : yeah im bad Nathan
*DEAD* quaker : SO BAD LMAO
*DEAD* Pood : that hurts
*DEAD* ItsNathan : carried
*DEAD* quaker : NATHAN
DOWNY SCREECHING : gg
*DEAD* Slyph179 : gg
*DEAD* quaker : YOU SUCK ASS
*DEAD* ItsNathan : your ass carried
*DEAD* quaker : LEGIT DUDE
*DEAD* ItsNathan : CARRIED
*DEAD* quaker : KYS
*DEAD* ItsNathan : CARRIED
*DEAD* ItsNathan : we would have won
*DEAD* Slyph179 : i carried a gun