I need more, can some one stea- give me, some more Lab Boys to ra- help, me make some more portal guns. We're almost out. Or something.

Yeah well, the lab boys didn't warn me...

Cave Johnson here,

Today a leaked video of me got on the internet. (It was my dating profile, secretly)
but I ddn't want anyone to know about it. Of course though i (my i key is broken, have to use lowercase) wl show you guys it. {LINK REMOVED}www.tinyurl.com/creepycave
Please don't show anyone else...

Cave Johnson here,
today I am sad to inform you but that some of our... testers... got attacked by some 'headcrabs' if you could please help them, that would help me. It would help me help you help us.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.

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