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Next week is annual Anti- Little boy weekend here at Anti IW.
As anyone who has played really any online game on any platform will no doubt be aware of Little Boys, from the age of 8 to about 13 is when all little boys are at there prime, with their Camping, UMP-45's and of course their sniper rifles. I for one believe that from the moment people started playing COD 4 that every other games online has been well and truly ruined. It seems everybody on the face of the earth seems to enjoy running up to people with a Semi-Automatic rifle and holding the button down, or every single person on your team will sit on the nearest available hill and leave you to win the game your self.
So please if you happen to play an online game next week and spot a little boy,(usualy evident in their squeeky voices and scoped weapons) please pick up an Assault fifle and show them how them the real meaning of online play.

The next MW2 map pack is set to realese june 3rd, no doubt costing 1200 msp and containing 5 maps. Well it's most likley that 3 will be new and 2 will be re-makes, mabye even maps from the extremely glitched WAW.

The first 2 maps will be something to do with the campaign and won't be the reason anyone even buys the map pack, good chance theres a glitch (or 5) and some spot that has a view over the map for people who's PSN/Gamer tag consists of x's z's and military ranks.

The 3r'd map will be from an older cod. (cod1/2/3) They will re-skin it and hope no-one notices and won't change anythng about the layout, since they did this before and it worked out so well (china town). They will see it as easy money and a way to save time in an already overprice map pack.

The last two will be from cod4/WAW the two most likley are

Shipment - Return of the 3* frag
Remember that map that where people just spawn with the grenade pin already pulled? It will be back with avengance, causing more spawn deaths then any other MW2 map.(Thats possibile?) At least when the choper gunner pops up you know to throw a grenade in one of the 3 very small containers where a semtex will end all life.

Creek - Attack of the intervention
Get ready for everyone automaticly pulling out a sniper just because theres grass. Oh and that sutpid little cave that will either have a grenade that happens to explode when you enter or a few claymores will be there waiting for you!

and it might even ♥♥♥♥ up the whole game again? wouldn't that be fun?

Yes you have probably worked out for yourself that the latest MW2 DLC simply does not work. When trying to launch the update players are bombarded with network connection issues and are signed out.

We do believe this issue has been resolved (By Microsoft Probably). However when we tried to join a simple game we we encountered problems with games "Magically" shutting down and Freezing.

This is absolutely EXCELLENT news for all us IW haters and is just another example why we should completely boycott this Archahic Institution. Which cant even release an update unlike developers such as Epic Games, Bungie, EA or VALVE. We do believe Little No-Scoping Children will argue but there is no doubt that IW SUCK!!!

It has been said but yet to be comfirmed that the MW2 (I struggle to say) stimulus map pack is to be released on March 30th. Which coincidentally is the same date that the first Battlefield Bad Company 2 map pack is to be released (which by the way is completely FREE to those with a VIP subscription card which came FREE with new retail copies) Lets just hope that DICE's masterpiece of a games DLC wipes the floor with the little children of the Modern Warfare Franchise.