en-us Steam Community RSS <b>20 February 2022</b><br>Allen Ware buys out Roccat and Logitech to take 3rd place on the Top 10 Biggest Tech Companies list in North America, South America, Greenland, and Madagascar; 5th in Australia and Japan; and 1st in Sweden, Somalia, and Chad.<br><br><b>5 May 2022</b><br>Allen Ware celebrates Cinco de Mayo by throwing an astounding $4 billion party throughout their headquarters and satellite buildings. Offices in India were left out due to an approaching tsunami.<br><br><b>24 June 2022</b><br>Allen Ware merges all child companies and orders the immediate demolition of all satellite offices. Construction begins on the record-breaking 500-floor headquarters skyscraper with an estimated completion date of February 2028. Founder and CEO Dr. Allen Ware passes away in a coma.<br><br><b>14 September 2022</b><br>Dr. Allen Ware's death found to be caused by bad dreams about <i>Alienware</i> laptops. Allen Ware, LLC launches a Dream Research branch in response.<br><br><b>8 October 2022</b><br>Chief logistics officer Allen Ware IV accidentally ships out over 15,000 <i>Alienware</i> laptops and is found guilty on all 15,000 charges of federal treason punishable by deep space exile (to be carried out after establishment of the Space Exploration branch). The company responds by ordering the immediate demolition of the Dream Research branch established just one month prior.<br><br><b>25 December 2022</b><br>Allen Ware executes the top secret Grinch Raid (internally known as Project Overlord) to replace all <i>Alienware</i> laptops on the planet with Allen Ware laptops, all within a six hour window starting at 12:00 AM. The plan is a huge success. Wed, 30 Dec 2015 05:11:59 +0000 Chud Bungus https://steamcommunity.com/groups/AllenWare/announcements/detail/707428573334133044