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      <title>This video NEEDS to go viral</title>
      <description>&lt;a class=&quot;bb_link&quot; href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqzBjmyfh4k&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;&quot;  id=&quot;dynamiclink_0&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqzBjmyfh4k&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So racist but you WILL rofl.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Greg?</author>
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      <title>Pets and Chef Boyardee = Fail.</title>
      <description>So im on the computer playing some runescape and eating some Chef Boyardee when my friend messeges me. So i start to type back to him but i lean forward and pour spagetti and meatballs all over my pants. So i go upstairs to my room to change into something else and i find that i accedently locked our cat sophie in my room all day so she had the smart idea to take a bloody shit all over my closet. It literally was BLODDY shit all over the bottem of my closet. And thats whats up.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Greg?</author>
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      <title>L4D2 out for pre order!</title>
      <description>Just got my pre ordered copy its gonna be an intense game!</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 18:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Jordan</author>
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      <title>Guild Wars 2 Trailer!</title>
      <description>If you play guild wars, or are interested in GW2, watch this&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a class=&quot;bb_link&quot; href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT7FYM6ekpQ&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;&quot;  id=&quot;dynamiclink_1&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT7FYM6ekpQ&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:34:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Greg?</author>
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      <title>This is why you should never get a beagle.</title>
      <description>So awile back we adopted a beagle from the local petsmart. She is a very bad dog. She chases cats, barks at ghosts, and does other bad things. To counter the barking, we got her a bark coller that shocks her every time she barks. She has had it on for about a week, but she cannot put 2 and 2 together and figure out that barking = shock. So this morning when i get up, I let her and Kayla (our other dog) and Butercup (the beagle) outside as usual. About an hour later, Buttercup is outside screaming and runing around the house. I open the door to see wtf is the matter, and she comes in the house and starts doing laps around the downstairs area. I figured out that she was doing this because while outside she barked, thus geting shocked, yelped from geting shocked, got shocked from yelping, got shocked from yelping again, and that kept repeating. So I start chasing her around the house trying to catch her so i can take the coller off, and as she's runing shes also shiting, and before I realize this I steped in about 5 pieces of shit the size of a golf ball. I finally got the coller off of her after a minute or two. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Morle of the story, never get a stupid dog.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Greg?</author>
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      <title>Fuck.</title>
      <description>I just heard bioshock 2 got delayed to 2010 or later. That pissed me off. And i was heating up water for one of those ramen cup-of-noodles things, and just spilled boiling water on my finger. Worst 4 minutes of my life.</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Greg?</author>
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      <title>Interesting conversation with me/snuggle kitty</title>
      <description>10:13 PM - {HV}Greg A+N: lol u rally are drunk&lt;br&gt;10:14 PM - snuggLe_kitty: excuuuuuse me&lt;br&gt;10:14 PM - {HV}Greg A+N: haha&lt;br&gt;10:14 PM - snuggLe_kitty: HAHAHAHA&lt;br&gt;10:14 PM - snuggLe_kitty: SUPER FUNNY GOOD TIME&lt;br&gt;10:14 PM - snuggLe_kitty: drink more happy cola^^&lt;br&gt;10:14 PM - snuggLe_kitty: ...sob&lt;br&gt;10:14 PM - snuggLe_kitty: j/k&lt;br&gt;10:14 PM - snuggLe_kitty: &amp;amp;lt;3&lt;br&gt;10:14 PM - {HV}Greg A+N: lol&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - snuggLe_kitty: STOP LAFFING AT ME&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - snuggLe_kitty: OMG&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - {HV}Greg A+N: lol&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - snuggLe_kitty: EVERYONE IS LAFFING MAKE IT STOP&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - snuggLe_kitty: STFU&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - snuggLe_kitty: NOW&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - snuggLe_kitty: U FUCKER&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - snuggLe_kitty: DIE&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - snuggLe_kitty: I DESTROYU&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - snuggLe_kitty: with my fly swattter!&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - {HV}Greg A+N: haha&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - snuggLe_kitty: its nuclear powered i think&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - snuggLe_kitty: and once it tastes blood---ur dead&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - snuggLe_kitty: ........................................so&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - snuggLe_kitty: MEOW&lt;br&gt;10:16 PM - {HV}Greg A+N: lol&lt;br&gt;10:17 PM - snuggLe_kitty: ()__Crayola__))&amp;amp;gt; omfg its a goddamned crayon wtf&lt;br&gt;10:17 PM - {HV}Greg A+N: lols&lt;br&gt;10:17 PM - snuggLe_kitty: you are so high&lt;br&gt;10:17 PM - snuggLe_kitty: i mean&lt;br&gt;10:17 PM - snuggLe_kitty: i am&lt;br&gt;10:17 PM - snuggLe_kitty: CUZ CRAYONS R TEH BEST&lt;br&gt;10:17 PM - snuggLe_kitty: at shoving up ur nose&lt;br&gt;10:17 PM - snuggLe_kitty: ..two at a time&lt;br&gt;10:18 PM - {HV}Greg A+N: hahahahaha&lt;br&gt;10:18 PM - snuggLe_kitty: while doing it on youbue!&lt;br&gt;10:18 PM - snuggLe_kitty: greg is such a generic name&lt;br&gt;10:18 PM - snuggLe_kitty: lets change it to something sexy&lt;br&gt;10:18 PM - snuggLe_kitty: like....&lt;br&gt;10:18 PM - snuggLe_kitty: hmm&lt;br&gt;10:18 PM - snuggLe_kitty: seksi name..&lt;br&gt;10:19 PM - snuggLe_kitty: I DONT KNOW&lt;br&gt;10:19 PM - snuggLe_kitty: STOP MAKING ME THINK&lt;br&gt;10:19 PM - snuggLe_kitty: WTF IS WRONG WITH U&lt;br&gt;10:19 PM - snuggLe_kitty: ASSHOLE&lt;br&gt;10:19 PM - {HV}Greg A+N: ummmm sorry?&lt;br&gt;10:20 PM - snuggLe_kitty: ya u should be&lt;br&gt;10:20 PM - snuggLe_kitty: cuz i dunno why&lt;br&gt;10:20 PM - snuggLe_kitty: i guess&lt;br&gt;10:20 PM - snuggLe_kitty: hi&lt;br&gt;10:20 PM - snuggLe_kitty: whats up&lt;br&gt;10:20 PM - {HV}Greg A+N: n2m man&lt;br&gt;10:20 PM - {HV}Greg A+N: may i post this on A + N?&lt;br&gt;10:21 PM - snuggLe_kitty: post what&lt;br&gt;10:21 PM - snuggLe_kitty: this conversation?&lt;br&gt;10:21 PM - snuggLe_kitty: omg&lt;br&gt;10:21 PM - {HV}Greg A+N: this convosation&lt;br&gt;10:21 PM - snuggLe_kitty: ppl r gonna be like wtf is wrong me mememememe&lt;br&gt;10:21 PM - snuggLe_kitty: BUT IM ALRIGHT&lt;br&gt;10:21 PM - {HV}Greg A+N: lol&lt;br&gt;10:21 PM - snuggLe_kitty: ITS ALLL RIGHT&lt;br&gt;10:21 PM - snuggLe_kitty: ya sure go ahead wtf do i really care what some random ppl think&lt;br&gt;10:21 PM - snuggLe_kitty: but they can msg me if they want if they r bored and i feel like replying&lt;br&gt;10:21 PM - snuggLe_kitty: POST IT BITCH</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Greg?</author>
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      <title>Well that was interesting.....</title>
      <description>So this weekend i go down to Monroe Mich. to spend the holiday weekend with my friend sam (&amp;amp;lt;BW&amp;amp;gt;tapiocathunder) and his grandma. We stayed at his uncle's marina right next to lake Erie in a camper. For the most part it was excruating boringness, but it had its funner parts. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The highlights were &lt;br&gt;1. Grilling a hotdog and watching it blow in half cause i forgot to put holes in it 2. Fireworks and how sams 2 young girl cousins would scream when the big ones went off. 3. Sleeping 4. Tubeing and failing epicly on the HUGE ASS WAVES of lake erie (they wernt that huge, but trying to squeez 2 fat people on one little piece tube its hard to stay on) 5. Tubeing with a much much better tube and still falling off 6. Tubeing on the much better tube again while singing Journey/Nicleback/whatever and not falling off.  7. Waking up sam to early today and watching him as hes really pissed off eat his honey bunches of oats. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I also tryed both of the new WoW Mtn dew flavors and Horde (cherry) is better than alliance.  Leave a comment on how your 4th of july weekend went down here.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;EDIT : Lol i forgot 2 things that happened while i was there. 1. we found a unused condom on the beach and sam was to chicken to open it so i did and it was lubricated so my hands smelled like condom lube for like 4 hours before i got to a sink with running water. 2. I got to ride on sam's uncle's friend's racing boat and it was awsome.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Greg?</author>
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      <title>Happy 4th!</title>
      <description>Happy 4th of july everybody! Im saying this today because this weekend im going to monroe with my friend, and jordan is going to indiana to visit his brother,so listen to Jack. Or you can just listen to nobody and steal and break things. I dont care.</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Greg?</author>
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      <title>New admin</title>
      <description>hey guy's i'm a new admin. i like to make sprays for tf2. so check out my latest one here - &lt;a class=&quot;bb_link&quot; href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkwi_1ft0Kg&amp;amp;feature=channel_page&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;&quot;  id=&quot;dynamiclink_2&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkwi_1ft0Kg&amp;amp;feature=channel_page&lt;/a&gt; you can give me idea's on sprays. and i will be willing to do them. thanks alot</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>NDD</author>
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