38 Seconds ago the Ninja Platypus of the Night was declared missing. He was last seen at the Annual Soup-Off. An event respected highly amoung Teh Bananarama Tangential Group of Mercenaries. Any information about the Ninja Platypus's where abouts are greatly appreciated.

That is all.

As of this morning, spoons are no longer the primary method of eating soup, due to new developments the fork has taken over the crown.

That is all, good day