too much ass
an unthinkable amount of ass haunts my dreams, if you can call them that. flesh protruding from forbidden angles, arcane jiggle shaking my soul to the core. I am thankful for the policemen trying to pull her over, the ass...is too fat
WOOP WOOP
summoned from a realm forgotten by man, over 20lbs of ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass emerge from the summoning circle
a writhing mass of horny brought forth by our hubris and want of a nut, were we wrong to want release? were we wrong to seek a way to bust ?
We Fluid Druids knew only curiosity, now all we know is horror.

woah

JUST WANNA SAY
love u all

too much ass
an unthinkable amount of ass haunts my dreams, if you can call them that. flesh protruding from forbidden angles, arcane jiggle shaking my soul to the core. I am thankful for the policemen trying to pull her over, the ass...is too fat
WOOP WOOP
summoned from a realm forgotten by man, over 20lbs of ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass emerge from the summoning circle
a writhing mass of horny brought forth by our hubris and want of a nut, were we wrong to want release? were we wrong to seek a way to bust ?
We Fluid Druids knew only curiosity, now all we know is horror.

If you got a blunt, then we can get high.
If you don't.... GTFO

P-I-Z-Z-A-P-R-T-Y

Greetings

Sup guys

I Miss Derek

I will reclaim what has been lost

7:38 PM - des: i support terrorism

7:15 PM - des: someone doesn't like van
7:15 PM - shotaway: not true just jealous

you are wrong because i the player of all the weeks (! lol !)

I'd like to congratulate our newest PLAYER OF THE WEEK van^ski!

6:02 PM - des: I love that song that she says yeah I suck ♥♥♥♥
6:04 PM - des: I can relate to her youknow?

im sorry van(ski)

this just in-

van to get OWNED

the end

Yea... I remember my first pizza too.

yeah ♥♥♥♥ you guys k?

I'm a calzone guy tbh

"pizzamaking is a metaphor for life... or something."

I really really really really with Steam had a proper rating system where I could give this game a billion stars out of ten.

Let's face it, a girl like me, mtf trans, is not represented in games. I've come to accept that in life. At least, I thought I had. And then I get to the fourth chapter, and the customer is trans and I'm bawling my eyes out because it's the most amazing thing I've seen. I actually had to close the game.

This game is really fun. To have representation in a fun game like this is famtastic, and amazing, and I am still crying as I write this review. I highly reccomend this game to anyone and everyone.

Now I kinda wish I hadn't bought it on sale. These developers deserve every penny they've earned.

This is a wonderful little game that's partly a speed platformer and partly about being a teenage girl and managing the various dramas in your life. Its full of fun little cyberpunk references, has lots of humor, exciting music, and the artwork is cute. Gemma is a fun character to play and how she interacts with her dad and brother is very amusing. Her dad owns the pizza shop and he tries to help her deal with her problems, while delivering pizza twenty stories up of course! Each level starts with a quote from dad about how pizzamaking is a metaphor for life... or something.

Pros: Well designed platforms, good story, great characters,

Cons: not terribly challenging at default difficulty, levels get repititious a bit

That said, I can't think of any other game that is both funny and emotional like this is. If you're interested in something different and like speed platformers this may be the game for you!

Ninja Pizza Girl is a serious game about self-esteem, bullying and resilience – and pizza delivering ninjas!

syrup on dog

[8:54:01 PM] (Channel) sw: F
[8:54:02 PM] (Channel) sw: U
[8:54:03 PM] (Channel) sw: K
[8:54:03 PM] (Channel) sw: U
[8:54:06 PM] (Channel) sw: B
[8:54:07 PM] (Channel) sw: I
[8:54:08 PM] (Channel) sw: C
[8:54:09 PM] (Channel) sw: H

[6:51:46 PM] To Portland Pizza Weekend: i hate u
[6:51:53 PM] (Channel) zaba: ur gay erik
[6:51:57 PM] (Channel) zaba: i will KIll u
[6:51:59 PM] To Portland Pizza Weekend: ♥♥♥ u
[6:52:02 PM] To Portland Pizza Weekend: ♥♥♥♥♥
[6:52:16 PM] To Portland Pizza Weekend: yeah u heard me
[6:52:17 PM] zaba: suk a dog ♥♥♥
[6:52:21 PM] (Channel) jackawa: die
[6:52:26 PM] (Channel) smatchamo: ur all ♥♥♥♥♥
[6:52:29 PM] To Portland Pizza Weekend: ♥♥♥ you'
[6:52:33 PM] (Channel) Zucchini: The horns are done
[6:52:43 PM] To Portland Pizza Weekend: im horn
[6:53:09 PM] (Channel) zaba: ~~suk a dog ♥♥♥~~

6:41 PM - Jackawa: 10:51 PM - sw: im gay

10:51 PM - sw: im gay

shtalame

p i z z a p r t y

god is dead. i killed him.

Let us not forget the second rule "2. i will never main on this team." What have you done with the real godaway?

pizza, im back

In pizza we trust

Oh my pizza!

Does anyone know why appel can go 7-1 getting 2nd place and not get moved to plat whilst wknd can go 7-4 getting 7th and are forced to move to gold
??????

@jackawa lol!

@china your mom is an excellent cook

@jackawa why are you so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat

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+frag if you are reading this in 2016!

New Years Resolutions:

1) Become an esteemed UGC Silver gamer
2) Become Jack's best friend

10:49 AM - Jackawa: she said yes to the pizza

thanks desza!! [elfyourself.com]

Merry Pizzamas [elfyourself.com]

pizza NOW

suspense is killing me