My Senior Officer, Major Colonel Krzysztof, has recommended that the regiment look into the game called Ultimate General: Gettysburg, for the sake of the regiment's purpose.

I am deeply sorry for my absence on the evening of May 6, my father and I went to the theater to see the new Avengers movie. There, however, may be a meeting tonight, May 7, at 7:00 PM. This is will be the last meeting until I am fully moved in at my new home in Cody, Wyoming. (I should be moved in by May 11)

We are losing great men faster than we can recruit, everyone start recruiting at this instant! There is strength in numbers. I will only Privates who actually try to speak to me...NOW GET SOME CIVILIZIANS TO FIGHT!

My name is Major General Gunther and will be your commanding officer until this war is over...Learn to respect me, and learn to spell Lieutenant...Good luck soldiers, and good fighting!