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has anyone heard from tallion? he's not returning my gamer invites. hope all is well
kind regards,
booney
booney here.
it's been 3 years and im still not player of the week???????
Oh boy...
>do well
????
Last week, I was walking through the city in my super sexy emo/goth makeup. Thick eyeliner, my hair pressed flat, black baggy clothes and of course, white contact lenses. At one point, I walked past a playground full of some 3rd graders who were all playing a game of tag. When the saw me they all ran to the fence and started spouting obscene slurs such as "Emo", "♥♥♥♥♥♥" and the worse of all, "Pinecone ♥♥♥♥."
As you can imagine, this enraged me. So I hopped the fence and I SMASHED IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR HEADS WITH A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROCK. I then proceeded to use their blood as an offering to summon my dark lord and savior Rainbowdash. At this point the police had been called, and I was promptly placed into solitary confinement. They say they will release me under a $69,000 bail, but I cannot afford that. Please help me. Thank you.
hell hitman