"I don't know... Warframe never really caught my eye. It just doesn't seem that interesting." - Me, 2022.
What's in Warframe?
"Everything" is almost the right answer.
Want to go nuclear and erase everything in a 150 meter radius? You can!
Wanna gamble away over and over for the chance of getting something amazing and strong? You can!
Want to live your days as an interior designer, making your digital home 500x better than your real one? You can!
What's that? "If I can't pet a dog, I don't wanna play it!" you say? WELL YOU CAN!
Dating sim? You bet!
Long story and no one knows what's really going on? Sure thing!
Want to sit back and just gather resources and mods to grow stronger so you can play even MORE casually? You can!
Sea Shanties? YOU BET!
Oh? You wanted Guitar Hero? Well you're not gonna believe this...
Fishing? Oh, that's not your style? What about hunting? WHY NOT BOTH??
"I want to play something stealthily and with skill!" Well my child, you can do that too!
"Fashion is the true endgame!" BOY, I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU!
Are you afraid that if you don't complete it within a certain amount of time it'll be gone from you forever? Never to return? NOT HERE! (Unless we're talking about Excalibur Prime, Mag Heirloom, and Frost Heirloom... *Sadness Noises* )
SPACE COMBAT! GROUND COMBAT! SWORD COMBAT! WEAPONS FOR DAYS!
ARE YOU OVERWHELMED YET?!?!?!?!?
Listen, I know looter-shooters aren't for everyone, but if they are? Look no further. It's no Destiny... But it sure is fun, has a little bit for all of us, and if you're kind, you'll receive it in turn. What you work for, you keep, and hey... At least almost all the frames are pretty shnazzy looking!

i need follie so bad i need a fat girl to crush me between her legs and such dude

This game is incredible. Fantastic community, wonderful stories, great gameplay. If you are seeing a billion reviews of people calling it woke slop, please, god, ignore them. No game does it like Warframe. They don't pander, they believe, wholeheartedly, in what they say. At its core, Warframe is a game about love, in all shapes. Major characters are gay, transgender, poc, and they're all treated with respect and care, because Warframe cares. The Tenno care. We all lift together.